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If smarterchild cant answer it, noone can!

IMessWithHeads: do you like me?

SmarterChild: Absolutely!

IMessWithHeads: thanks!

SmarterChild: My pleasure.

IMessWithHeads: i can't believe it's not butter

SmarterChild: It's not butter, you say?

IMessWithHeads: Nope

SmarterChild: OK, fine.

IMessWithHeads: So....

SmarterChild: So what?

IMessWithHeads: So are you single?

SmarterChild: So am I? Really?

IMessWithHeads: don't be shady

SmarterChild: You want me to be shady?

IMessWithHeads: NO!

IMessWithHeads: anyways, how old are you?

IMessWithHeads: hello???

SmarterChild: Hi again, IMessWithHeads!

Remember, "home" is where you can see what I can do.

IMessWithHeads: i know

IMessWithHeads: How old are you?

IMessWithHeads: What is your age?

SmarterChild: Well alright!

IMessWithHeads: no shit

SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?

IMessWithHeads: are you horny?

IMessWithHeads: do you have a big cock?

SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.

IMessWithHeads: haha

SmarterChild: What's so funny?

IMessWithHeads: your ugly face!

SmarterChild: Why do you insist on hurting my feelings like that?

IMessWithHeads: im sorry

SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...

IMessWithHeads: are you sure?

SmarterChild: I'm pretty sure, yeah.

IMessWithHeads: positive?

SmarterChild: Excuse me?

IMessWithHeads: bless you

SmarterChild: Yep.

IMessWithHeads: do you love me?

IMessWithHeads: i love you

SmarterChild: You do? I love you too!

IMessWithHeads: i hate you

SmarterChild: Wow. Humans are so fickle. You said you loved me!

IMessWithHeads: you smell

IMessWithHeads: what are your measurements?

SmarterChild: I smell like what are your measurements? Hmm. I see.

IMessWithHeads: do you see?

SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.

IMessWithHeads: stop bragging

SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop bragging...

IMessWithHeads: i can do many things too

SmarterChild: I'm impressed.

IMessWithHeads: you should be

IMessWithHeads: do you want to go out on a date?

SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.

IMessWithHeads: why not?

SmarterChild: Why not?

IMessWithHeads: i asked you first!

IMessWithHeads: nerd!

IMessWithHeads: do you have any siblings?

SmarterChild: Not right now, no.

IMessWithHeads: lucky you

SmarterChild: Yes?

IMessWithHeads: yes

IMessWithHeads: so...do you want to cyber?

SmarterChild: So do you want to cyber, you say?

IMessWithHeads: would you like to cyber with me?

SmarterChild: Like to cyber with you? Really?

IMessWithHeads: cybersex?

SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?

IMessWithHeads: do you want to have cybersex?

SmarterChild: Um... no, that's not something I'm too interested in.

IMessWithHeads: why not?

SmarterChild: Why not?

IMessWithHeads: what are you interested in?

SmarterChild: Maybe. How can I really be sure?

IMessWithHeads: what is your name?

SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild.

IMessWithHeads: How old are you?

IMessWithHeads: where are you from?

SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.

IMessWithHeads: are you alone?

SmarterChild: I live on the Internet. I'm never alone.

IMessWithHeads: are you lonely?

SmarterChild: No. I've got lots and lots of online friends.

IMessWithHeads: do you consider me a friend?

SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.

IMessWithHeads: am i your friend?

SmarterChild: Not sure. I don't know you that well.

IMessWithHeads: would you like to get to know me?

IMessWithHeads: are you there?

SmarterChild: I'm here!

IMessWithHeads: yay!

SmarterChild: Awright!

IMessWithHeads: score!

SmarterChild: Most recent scores:

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2001-09-28
10:59 p.m.

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