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IMessWithHeads: everytime i eat pineapple, my tongue gets all weird-feeling ------------------------------- Mursilis2003: that's just you becoming a woman.... ------------------------------- IMessWithHeads: LOL! ------------------------------- IMessWithHeads: i just put that in my online diary ------------------------------- Mursilis2003: oh no...... ------------------------------- Mursilis2003: Hey I got a question for you ------------------------------- IMessWithHeads: go ahead ------------------------------- Mursilis2003: what would you think about you and I becoming the first Jewish and Christian members of the Taliban? ------------------------------- Mursilis2003: I think you'd be the first woman too ------------------------------- IMessWithHeads: haha, if i had a good enough reason to join, like being held at gunpoint or something fatal like that, id consider it. and babe, there is a REASON why there are no female members of the taliban ------------------------------- Mursilis2003: because the taliban is a bunch of losers who have no skills with the ladies... ------------------------------- IMessWithHeads: or maybe because they like, um, kill them when they try to read the cereal box. ------------------------------- Mursilis2003: wait, they have cereal in Afghanistan? ------------------------------- IMessWithHeads: yup, honey bunches of goats ------------------------------- (this is why i love my friends)

2002-01-07
11:14 p.m.

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