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I stole this idea from someone. But thinking about interesting facts about myself was actually quite fun. Especially while staring out the window during school today, when it was a record breaking 95 degrees outside! 95 degrees, in april, in new york. who woulda thunk it!

JAZ FACTS

1- I like black licorice and black olives

2- I used to cut my Barbies hair, thinking it would grow back

3-I once shaved my legs when I was 7 b/c I wanted to be like my sister (mind you, my legs were hairless). I got caught and yelled at.

4-I used to wish my name was Amber

5-When i was 12, i would go online and tell guys that i was 18, and send them a picture of this hot girl. they all believed me.

6- i hate my hands, they are so manly.

7-2 years ago, i took diet pills for a week, but stopped when they made me pass out one night.

8-I once farted in front of my friend Daniel when we were laughing really hard. I still don't know if he heard.

9-i dropped my sisters toothbrush in the toilet once by accident, then i put it back without washing it, bc i was mad at her.

10- when i was little, i had a babysitter that knew milli vanilli...biblically.

11- i have really dry skin on my left foot

12- i have a large collection of porn on my computer

13- my favorite color is gray, eventhough its not really a color.

14- i prefer men's cologne over womens.

15- i once bought shoes from payless.

16- i would eat food that fell on the floor, if no one else was looking at me.

17- i hate wearing flat shoes

18- i hardly ever wear jewelry, yet i have 8 piercings.

19- i can tie things into knots with my tongue

20- i used to wish for glasses and braces, so i could be like everyone else.

21- i have exercise-induced asthma

22- i like to design and create my own clothing, yet am afraid to pursue a career in fashion design bc i don't think i can make it.

23- i quit gymnastics and ballet bc my mom was putting too much pressure on me, but i wish i hadn't, bc if i had kept at em, id be in the greatest shape by now.

24- i once made a voodoo doll of my economics teacher, Mr. mendelsohn. it didn't work.

25-i hate the taste of water

26-i am a binge eater

27- people who are really peppy and cheery in the morning REALLY piss me off.

28-i love coloring in coloring books with crayons, and i always stay in the lines.

29- i still read my older sister's diary.

30- i have a crush on the boys' gym teacher

Well there you have the first installment! In other news, i got 4 more pairs of those hella cheap old navy flip flops today. purdy colors. what girl DOESNT love a bargain? Bigglesworth says im confused, in his favorite diaries thing. Am I that transparent? Haha...that was a joke, do u get it? tootaloo!

2002-04-17
7:38 p.m.

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