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IMessWithHeads: hey santa!

SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AOL, and tonight is the big night! :-) Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy".

So, have you been naughty or nice?

IMessWithHeads: wellll....ive been a little naughty

SantaClaus: Oh no! Well, there is still time to remove those naughty marks and get completely on my good list. ;-) Why don't you tell me how old you are and we'll get started.

IMessWithHeads: im 18

SantaClaus:

;-) O.K. so... to tell me what you want for Christmas, just type, "tell Santa" and click the "Send" button. I'm already on my way, but I have my 2-way pager here for last-minute requests. :-)

IMessWithHeads: tell santa

SantaClaus: O.K. We only have a little time left so please go slow and give me one wish at a time. What would you like for Christmas?

IMessWithHeads: i want my parents to accept my choices

SantaClaus:

What else is at the top of your list?

IMessWithHeads: i want lots of money

SantaClaus: Hey, I'm not the Santa National Bank, you know. ;-) What else?

IMessWithHeads: i want to lose 15 pounds

SantaClaus: ;-) What would your last Christmas wish be?

IMessWithHeads: world peace

SantaClaus: World peace is at the top of my list too. Peace be with you this holiday season. O:-) Is there anything else you'd like from Santa?

IMessWithHeads: a kiss

SantaClaus: So what would your final Christmas wish be?

IMessWithHeads: to have santa eat out my pussy

SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.

A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?

IMessWithHeads: how old are you?

SantaClaus: ;-) What would your final Christmas wish be?

IMessWithHeads: santa! do you love me?

SantaClaus: While everything I bring is made with lots of love, I can't actually bring love itself. That's up to you to find. ;-) Is there anything else you would like?

IMessWithHeads: a new car

SantaClaus: We have time for one more, what would your final Christmas wish be?

IMessWithHeads: a flat screen plasma TV

SantaClaus: Oh dear! I'm still trying to catch up with all of these electronics. :-D Anything else this year?

IMessWithHeads: no

SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! :-) O.K. that's plenty, why don't you type, "song poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.

2002-12-24
7:35 p.m.

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